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  1. Laughing is the greatest Kegel exercise
  2. May be used for self defence
  3. Zero calories, zero fat *
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  5. Can be used as a flotation device **
  6. No batteries required
  7. Easy to open
  8. Includes the meaning of life

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The Universe, Early Grey, and a Duck Book by MJ Featherston

The Universe, Earl Grey, and a Duck

Nothing Sacred Book by MJ Featherston

Nothing Sacred

“…sets the bar for modern literary humour.”

Interstellar Reviews!

“If you’re a fan of Douglas Adam’s deadpan satirical humour, you’ll love this thought-provoking testament to the ongoing human experiment. A pulse-pounding, sardonically humorous adventure complete with ironic chuckles, out-loud laughs, and lots of surprises, especially at the end. A highly recommended read.”

K. L. Davidson – Author – Ten Thousand Fields

“Honestly, I loved it… sets the bar for modern literary humour.”

Britishbookblog

“…sarcastic, witty and provoking… feels like it has a Gaiman-esque influence.”

Amazon Canada

Rating: 5 out of 5 stars

“This is a great book! As soon as I started it, I got a Douglas Adams vibe, but Mr. Featherston has a style all his own. Highly recommended!”

NetGalley Review

“I laughed so hard I peed on my horse.”

Genghis Khan

“Earl Grey takes you on a personal and profound journey… in a wry and witty manner.”

Reedsy Discovery

“The storyline felt quite unique as I haven’t come across a story similar to this one.”

“It definitely appealed to my dry, and a bit dark, sense of humour, so I laughed a great deal throughout.”

NetGalley Review

“Sometimes, you have to let go to find out if there was anything worth holding onto. Except in that last scene in Titanic. What was up with that? I mean, Rose said she’d never let go. And what did she do…?

Socrates

“If you are an Adams fan craving his wit, you will want to read this. It is like visiting with our old friend Douglas while also meeting someone new. You won’t be sorry.”

Amazon UK

“Nothing Sacred: is so well-researched.

It encompasses religion, faith, love, and science in a way that is not only understandable and plausible, but endearing to the reader.

Congratulations, Martin J. Featherston! You are a masterful storyteller with an innate talent for writing and a universal clarity and grasp of the unknown second to none.”

K.L. Davidson – Author – 10 Thousand Fields

“It was a witty, fun, great story with fully developed characters. There are truly parts that will have you cracking up.”

Amazon USA

“Utterly brilliant, as well as very funny.”

Amazon UK

“Thought-provoking and laugh-out-loud hilarious… this book did it in aces.”

David Poley – LinkedIn